<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post1286947484879266102..comments</id><updated>2011-04-26T20:25:54.976-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on DEEJBERNDT: The Rules Of Smoke Club / Impromptu Ad-Lib Gchat P...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/feeds/1286947484879266102/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html'/><author><name>DJ 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A real tear jerker (that means you cry while you masturbate or if you pronounce tear like tear then you rip things up while you masturbate [anger wanking]).</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/4165675296404688352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/4165675296404688352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301101942475#c4165675296404688352' title=''/><author><name>rollerfink</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04995299704824179402</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02187777856270035710'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/7734175005488268247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/7734175005488268247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301081688307#c7734175005488268247' title=''/><author><name>Joey Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11089273423789250226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00078512601002902571'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oCDXJLg-GC4/TKv89SVfMVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ShHlIKTi9js/S220/Photo+on+2010-09-26+at+21.26.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-22808180'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-6269901970378191460</id><published>2011-03-25T15:20:59.220-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T15:20:59.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'>richard, you are 1/2 qt.

Stacey, thanks.

ana c, ...</title><content type='html'>richard, you are 1/2 qt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stacey, thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ana c, you are a total babe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shaun, you are a total buttface.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jess, meet my friend shaun. he is a buttface.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;andrew, haha. yesterday I was watching a stand up comic and he said &amp;quot;raise your hand if you&amp;#39;ve seen your dad&amp;#39;s penis&amp;quot;. what do you dream about cigarettes doing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carolyn, we don&amp;#39;t need no water.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/6269901970378191460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/6269901970378191460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301080859220#c6269901970378191460' title=''/><author><name>DJ Berndt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05058521931258110780</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00124939066805667814'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OTrZTVP3V8A/TV6Au8LLTUI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/KOBfwxbPDms/s220/djberndtpic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-446677504'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-8944210009676095344</id><published>2011-03-25T15:16:08.073-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T15:16:08.073-04:00</updated><title type='text'>had a dream last night that i was smoking a cigare...</title><content type='html'>had a dream last night that i was smoking a cigarette face down into my pillow, but nothing bad happened</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8944210009676095344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8944210009676095344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301080568073#c8944210009676095344' title=''/><author><name>Carolyn DeCarlo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12569232370695059505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13864592886448857465'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnpbPiQh8MU/TYbTtr7GNRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/pSW0bbNHUA8/s220/mirror.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-126205514'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-8394336188291631516</id><published>2011-03-25T13:55:40.886-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T13:55:40.886-04:00</updated><title type='text'>sometimes i dream about cigarettes, no nocturnal e...</title><content type='html'>sometimes i dream about cigarettes, no nocturnal emissions, though, i dont think, i mean, i think, i mean, i think i dont</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8394336188291631516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8394336188291631516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301075740886#c8394336188291631516' title=''/><author><name>andrew worthington</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08035345198006667194</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-265136564'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1933103105878334952</id><published>2011-03-25T10:08:29.755-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T10:08:29.755-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i agree</title><content type='html'>i agree</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/1933103105878334952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/1933103105878334952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301062109755#c1933103105878334952' title=''/><author><name>Jess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01553742414962089499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8N7uvf28e6k/TOTUfyGELmI/AAAAAAAAACU/lq5rKgPKVMk/S220/Photo%2Bon%2B2010-10-05%2Bat%2B22.19.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-715723255'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-6895040874036407910</id><published>2011-03-25T05:34:26.812-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T05:34:26.812-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i say dick yes to this</title><content type='html'>i say dick yes to this</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/6895040874036407910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/6895040874036407910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301045666812#c6895040874036407910' title=''/><author><name>shaun</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12734175169503811870</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15611681956460320556'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lpqy3_ff17I/TKbe735oj6I/AAAAAAAAAIQ/7gZoqiCeyHQ/S220/n20714425_38689873_7550810.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-870432755'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-5848490314094370150</id><published>2011-03-25T02:44:07.872-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T02:44:07.872-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i say fuck yes to this</title><content type='html'>i say fuck yes to this</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/5848490314094370150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/5848490314094370150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301035447872#c5848490314094370150' title=''/><author><name>ana c.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03368854250608391427</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09874666537822262884'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8JqI61k39nk/TBrJ8xoKJbI/AAAAAAAAAyg/hRtRfQw0py4/S220/polaroidbydago.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-365237326'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-8794527841769328637</id><published>2011-03-24T21:28:00.048-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-24T21:28:00.048-04:00</updated><title type='text'>sweet</title><content type='html'>sweet</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8794527841769328637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/1286947484879266102/comments/default/8794527841769328637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html?showComment=1301016480048#c8794527841769328637' title=''/><author><name>Stacey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12362554207713565677</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KBv2RKujXLY/TUka2oMcs0I/AAAAAAAAAFY/SHx6i2X0-TI/s220/Photo%2B42.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.deejberndt.com/2011/03/rules-of-smoke-club-gchat-poem-with.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-1286947484879266102' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/944889347701006518/posts/default/1286947484879266102' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-832564303'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-944889347701006518.post-3785875198220247290</id><published>2011-03-24T21:02:54.099-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-24T21:02:54.099-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I say &amp;#39;hell yes&amp;#39; to this.</title><content type='html'>I say &amp;#39;hell yes&amp;#39; to this.</content><link rel='edit' 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